Act 1:
Dog licks baby.
Act 2:
Baby politely (but sternly) requests that dog cease activity at once.
Act 3:
Dog ignores baby's warnings, continues.
Act 4:
Baby performs ancient Shaolin tounge-grab. Dog stops.
Baby performs ancient Shaolin tounge-grab. Dog stops.
Act 5:
Dog feels sting of defeat.
Act 6:
Victory.