Banjo visits Arthur Bryant's BBQ, Kansas City, Missouri...and it blows his little baby mind.

"So that's what BBQ is supposed to taste like."

Holy-Field Winery - Basehor, Kansas

Banjo takes a ride out to the countryside to visit the second winery of his trip.

Studies have shown that dogs that guard wineries exhibit a higher incidence of alcohol abuse than other domesticated mammals.

Bib: check

Ladies: check

Banjo is once again, the life of the party.

It is not long before Banjo begins to embarass himself.

And like many that came before him, he had to be carried out.

Bleeding Kansas!

Banjo travels with family to the Free-State.

Nic's Grill, Oklahoma City, OK.

This place was off the path a bit through OKC, but well worth it.  If you happen to enjoy the Travel/Food channel, you may recognize the burger. 

I know what you're thinking, and the answer is NO, Banjo did not finish the whole thing by himself.

*Its amazing how much better life can be with a generous helping of grilled onions.

Perry, Oklahoma

 Here is Banjo, posing near where Timothy McVeigh was arrested in 1995.

After about four hours in the car, we pulled over for gas.  Before even having had a chance to engage the parking brake, Luci dove out the window and started kissing the ground.

Dealey Plaza - Dallas, Texas

The Grassy Knoll, Dealey Plaza -

I think I see someone behind the fence!

There's a shape, and a plume of smoke!

I knew it!

Banjo's First Wine Tasting

Here he is outside of Delaney Vineyard in Grapevine, Texas.  This vineyard is where Banjo's favorite wine, the wonderfully earthy and complex Cynthiana was grown before last years El nino destroyed all the crop.

Playing with Grandma at Loeb Manor - Grapevine, Texas

*those pajamas were very slippery

Banjo Vs. Full Body Mirror

For the first time, he has caught a glimpse of his entire standing self while visiting Aunt Sarah in Arlington, Texas.

He is transfixed by what he sees and is mostly shocked to discover how tall he is.

It pleases him much.

Time to dance.

Banjo and Justin in Arlington, Texas.

Banjo in Arlington, Texas

Banjo visits The Ballpark in Arlington, Home of the Texas Rangers.

Banjo visits the brand new Cowboys Stadium, Home of the Largest High Definition Television Screen in the Known Universe.

Unfamiliar with clean air and blue sky, Banjo grows suspicious.

Banjo tries southern food.

You can chicken-fry a what?

An Unpressurized Adventure

Banjo hears something.

What is it.....?

Quick Banjo, decrease the relative pressure by equalizing your middle ear with ambient pressure by employing the valsalva maneuver!

Too late.

And now after a bit of a break, the updates you've all been waiting for...

BANJO DOES TEXAS!