After a brisk morning jump, the athlete rests

Banjo versus Conventional Speed Cameras

Banjo vs. Ultraviolet Light

Banjo prepares for his first swimming pool adventure by properly covering up his translucent skin with a rash guard.

Though Banjo is adaquately protected from the sun, the camera lense is not adjusted properly for amount of refracted UV rays off the baby's milky sheen and the exposure is ruined.

New nickname: Old Glory

wrecks the truck

He's lucky to crawl away from this one.

independent publishing

Like his father, Banjo's favorite day of the week is Thursday because of LA WEEKLY. 

Beware the baby industrial complex

Learning a valuable lesson about how sharp his puppy teeth are.

Maybe he won't weild them so mercilessly on my ankles next time.

El Jefe (the boss)

some babies never learn

*One more EWD and Banjo will lose his high chair privileges.

Public Saftey Announcement Regarding Eating and Sleeping

One of the leading causes of stained onesies is drowsiness in the high chair. If you're feeling drowsey, don't continue eating. Stop and take a nap. Your lunch will wait for you.

Banjo enjoying himself at The Grove Farmer's Market

This is us NOT spilling coffee on ourselves at Father's Day brunch.

still rockin that onesie with a cuff and a crease / still not lovin' the beach

Not impressed with the carpet patern in the Pasadena Convention Center, Banjo attempts to remove it.