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Avacado seems to have a mellowing effect on infants.

Banjo at Rest

Mother's Day Brunch

Being Banjo's first Mother's Day, he's not entirely sure how to celebrate.

So he celebrates it in the same way that he celebrates every day.

by biting mommy's face

slapping mommy's face

and finally being forcibly restrained and put back into the car seat with straps.

Banjo wraps Grammy Pammy's Mother's Day present

Needless to say, this took more than a few tries.

Banjo Prepares for Mother's Day

Banjo begins by selecting his favorite color, red - naturally.

Next, he chooses a piece of card stock prepared with scissors by a second party.

He equips his utensil

He then dampens the wax with his tongue

The canvas, it calls out to his nimble quill

His work is complete.

Time to fold and send.

Flying Home to L.A.

Banjo and Mimi

Giving the "mean eyes" to Mimi.

...and he's over it.

Singing with Grammy Pammy after dinner

Banjo visiting Grammy Pammy's Ranch in Lawrence, Kansas

Baptism on Easter Sunday - Shawnee Mission, Kansas

Easter Sunday 2010

Banjo gets baptized (or Luthanized).

Banjo with Godfather (Alex Cashman) and Cousin.

Though just recently cleansed by the Holy Sacrament of Baptism, Banjo quickley reverts to his evil ways.

Banjo and Mimi

Banjo and Godmother (Liz Ebert)

Easter Sunday devolves into a raucous theological debate between Banjo and his new Godmother.

St. Joseph, MO.

The Jesse James House - St. Joseph, Missouri

The very room where Jesse James was murdered (shot in the back of the head) by Robert Ford, a member of his own gang. 

The hole created after the bullet exited the front of Jesse James forehead near his eye.

This is starting to give him the creeps.